Health and Your Phat Ass
Posted by RJ on May 7, 2008
For all of you that are thick in the hips and have a phat ass (or maybe even a plain fat ass):
Recent studies have shown that you, the thoroughbred species that are predominant in all the stripper-type music videos, are less prone to diabetes.
The scientists experimented with mice by transplanting fat from just below the layer of skin, deep into their abdomens. The fat cells shrank and the mice became slimmer without any change in diet.
Well damn, how about that? We were wondering what you were going to do with all that ass later on in life when your waist isn’t so tiny, and the 18 year-olds replace you on the pole. And now this finally gives a legitimate reason why White girls can go and get a badonkadonk from their doctors: it increases their metabolism and helps them to lose weight.
Where I live though, the girls go to get hormone injections to boost their ass size. I must remind myself to tell them to just continue eating cornbread and pork chops and let the hypertension override the diabetes.
Salud to the Tip Drills!
After reading this article, I need to know: Are scientists really that bored?
tothewire said
LOL I can tell you do share the same kind of coarse humor as lawman, no wonder he loves this site!
RJ said
Well..which one are you, the liberal or conservative?…LOL
tothewire said
I am the liberal…Kay is the conservative
RJ said
Oh. Well, I guess I can never expect Kay to visit. I actually have several blogs. I had to get the funny stuff off my chest before I could get to the more serious. I need to get back funny.
dorian9 said
rj – thanks for the idea. i just started a serious blog and i do need to get the funny out so i’ll start a fun-ny one as well. gotta have balance!
i enjoy your posts on our “different king of blog” site. we’ve all been on kay the conservative’s hit list at one time or another, it’s entertaining to see someone else take it..
RJ said
Click on the purple ribbon and you’ll get to the serious.
And I figured you all had already jumped on Kay and probably made the same, or similar arguments. It was entertaining.
Tell Kay to come here, I have something delicious for her brewing–non abortion related.
tothewire said
Kay is alright. She means well, and that means something to me. I think lawman is too hard on her.
I love this site!!!!
RJ said
thanks. i have tried to spend more time on this one recently…but I just come and go.
tothewire said
This is a great site, and I enjoy it!