The Nasty Bitch: Watch for These Warning Signs

If you are considering taking your relationship to the next level with that special woman, it would behoove you to watch out for the following warning signs that may signal that she is a nasty bitch:

Household cleaners

If you have never seen Pinesol, Clorox, or any other semi-potent cleaning agent under your woman’s sink, she is fatally flawed. Wiping down everything with dish detergent and water doesn’t make the grade. In fact, she would fail if she worked in the food industry.

Scattered dirty laundry

A woman on the go may make laundry her last chore. However, piling it all over the floor is a tripping hazard, an eye soar, and also causes odors. If all her clothes are dirty, where’d she find her current panties?

Dirty microwave

This is quite common but the nevertheless represents a nasty bitch that doesn’t cover her food, or take the time to wipe out the microwave. You can see particles covering the interior, and a greasy film. Be afraid to use this piece of equipment. Think of it as a sexy girl, with a dirty p*ssy.

Hair all over the counter and floor

When we comb or brush our hair a few strands are likely to come out. However, if you see a nappy carpet on the floor, around the sink, tub, or toilet, that bitch is nasty!

Make-up on the bathroom counter

This may seem minor because your woman has to look good. But there’s nothing like having on a nice light colored shirt, bending toward the mirror to check yourself out, and getting that nice brown smudge that won’t wipe off to save your life. She can clean that shit up.

Full bathroom trash can

First, the bathroom trash can should have some type of liner, grocery bag, etc. This makes the job easier. But no bathroom trash should be overflowing with tissue, and other things that you may find in a women’s trash. Please don’t go digging. This is utterly disgusting and causes odors.

Douche

Yes, check under the sink and/or behind the mirror. If you see an overabundance of Summer’s Eve, the bitch just might be nasty. Douching is not recommended for women as it upsets the natural balance in the vagina. Many women either still don’t know this, or their p*ssy just ain’t right. You decide.

Dirty combs and brushes

The hair may be the dirtiest part of the body, but women don’t have to let everyone know this. A nasty bitch keeps her hair accumulating in her combs and brushes. Over time, a dirty, flaky web builds on the teeth and bristles. These items can be boiled, bleached, or replaced.

Panties in the sink

This one may be hard to detect, as she may remove them if you only come over for overnights. A nasty bitch keeps her panties in the sink for several days, taking little notice of them as she uses the bathroom daily. It is much more hygienic to go ahead and put them in the wash…or the trash.

Bed Crumbs

Assessing this one is difficult because there may be crumbs in the bed for many reasons: A. She may be a late night snacker. Eating in the bed is not good. Keep food in the kitchen/dining areas because you don’t want critters getting all over the house. B. She may have hardwood floors. She should have a rug under or by her bed so that feet can be wiped before climbing in. Also, it may help to wear socks or slippers until bed moments. C. I’m not very comfortable telling you the last place crumbs could originate (even with this potty-mouth). I’m not talking about fingernail and toenail clippings (although that, too, is possible). If you can’t figure out the last place crumbs may come from, then, never mind.

All of of these signals need not apply simultaneously. Perhaps you can affix a point system that will help you to determine if your woman is truly nasty. If none of these items makes you think twice about your woman and her habits, maybe you like a nasty bitch. Do what works for you.