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Disclaimer: I have seen most of the movies that I write about. Just kidding. That wouldn’t even make sense.

I am not privy to special advance screenings of movies. Most of the movies I watch are on bootleg or previously viewed. Therefore, keep in mind that all of America may have seen the movie long before I do my review. It is not my intent to review movies that are newly released. In fact, I’m going to review The Color Purple, which came out in the 80s.

If you have not seen the movies that I write about, you may not want to read the review because I am probably going to tell you the entire story. And then you’ll be upset with me for ruining it for you. So, I’ve warned you.

And finally, my review may be more about me, than the actual movie. This is my website (and perhaps you’ll find out that my life is much more interesting than the movies!)